“Pretty_Jessie” is frequently a warning sign reading “High Maintenance”. They are frequently the hallmark of the party girl, and dating her will mean you are in for long nights downtown, lots of girly flavored shots, high-pitched squealing and the emotional equivalent of Mr. Longer profiles are indicators of someone who isn’t just intelligent, but actually has an inner life.“SExxx YHolly” is either an attention whore or (more often) a scam profile. In my long experience, longer profiles are safe signs of people who are emotionally more mature and intellectually engaged.
Group photos, interestingly enough, can be more honest even when posed; “sexy” poses scream “I want attention!
” Goofy photos are supposed to say “I am so quirky and fun” but frequently actually say “I am actually profoundly drunk right now and this seems like a good idea.” Watch for little imperfections; actual wrinkles at the corners of the eye, looking slightly off from the camera, eyes slightly closed.
These are all indications of a more honest photo, and can give you a better impression of her real personality.
Beware common obfuscatory tactics such as the Myspace Pose (hides any double chins, slims the body profile and makes the breasts look larger – gratuitous cleavage is an added bonus), over-exposure (clears away skin imperfections, shrinks the nose, makes the eyes pop) and the Duck Face (makes the lips look poutier and emphasizes the cheekbones).
These are indications of both immaturity and a certain lack of self-esteem and are usually a safe indicator of the type of guy she’s looking for. “Amy89” or “JHanely” are run-of-the-mill profile names will tend to be…
The “cameraphone-in-the-mirror” photo is a also a warning sign. well, kinda ordinary, really, with a tendency towards “Sorority Girl”.
Also, beware the pseudo-nudes or profiles that mostly feature the girl in bikinis or underwear. Geekier or indie/punk girls will usually have unusual names or nicknames, frequently ones that tie into their interests.
Descriptive names are safe indicators of women who crave attention. This is your next clue as to a woman’s true self isn’t just what she says but indicators of low maturity and high drama.
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