I'm not gonna go on forever about why this game sucks.
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This one feels like it is holding my hand to make sure I'm not getting lost.
Using our brains is too difficult for us, they may say XD So, I'm gonna go point by point (as I usually do) and list what annoys me the most.
I'm sure some of you guys will think of something else, so feel free to comment about it.
SO, what annoys me the most, in order of annoyance: 1: WASTING MY ♥♥♥♥ING TIME, "SIMON'S QUEST" STYLE BABY! It's ♥♥♥♥in' farming to increase your weapons, which is useless btw.
2: Endless collectibles (refer to point 1) 3: Story is pointless 4: Useless combat system 5: EVERYTHING ELSE So, first two points annoys me to no end. Well, Alice: Madness Returns feels like that, but without the good music, or the free exploration, of the comedy, or whatever else which made Banjo Kazooie good. I actually played on hard without upgrading any weapons at all.
There is collectibles everywhere, secret rooms, more collectibles, teeth (which serves as money), bottles, MOAR STUFF TO GRAB GOD DAMN IT IT NEVER STOPS!?!?! In fact, you're saving a lot of time just ignoring all of these secret rooms.
I DID end up upgrading my stuff, but nothing feels rewarding.
You just attack faster, or fire faster with your "pepper machine gun".
No special moves or spells or different gameplay mechanics, nothing like that. So at this point you pretty much wasted your time for no reason at all.